So, here are some things this story is: shameless shameless ridiculous shameless id fic; about 6500 words longer than it was supposed to be; part of the same 'verse as Curving Like the Ocean Toward You (though it can be read alone); entirely Cate and hermette's fault. Here are some things it is NOT: uh, claiming to be a work of genius /o ( Read more... )

Ugh, you guys, my work schedule is SO WEIRD THIS WEEK. So weird.

But here is that bag meme everyone is doing, mostly because wheres_walnut has like, incepted me into doing it, I think. Possibly not even on purpose, it's hard to tell, she is a nefarious Nut.

( I just spent like a minute trying to get the +/= button on my keyboard to produce a quotation mark for this cut. I THINK I WILL GO GET SOME COFFEE AFTER THIS. )

First of all, MERRY/HAPPY, EVERYONE! Even for those of us for whom today is just a Saturday, albeit a Saturday when none of the stores are open :D ( Read more... )

( two poems i enjoy under to start us out )

OKAY, JUST SO EVERYONE IS CLEAR:

I am going to a concert tonight, and I have been trying to see this artist again since I saw him in 2007, and literally I have had tickets for a show FIVE TIMES and one time my tire exploded on the drive there and one time I got the flu and one time we were on vacation and thwarted by the fucking oil spill and one ( Read more... )